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  Did anyone ever rent a home or apartment from a "brother"?

  by keyser soze in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  what was the experience like?

  i lived with my brother and then sister-in-law in an apartment building owned by a brother and his wife.. besides the fact that they would constantly enter the place while we were out, without any kind of advance notification, they would procrastinate whenever there was maintenance work that needed to be done.

  sometimes it would take months before they would get to it.

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  keyser soze

  What was the experience like? I have to say it was rather eye-opening for me. I lived with my brother and then sister-in-law in an apartment building owned by a brother and his wife.

  Besides the fact that they would constantly enter the place while we were out, without any kind of advance notification, they would procrastinate whenever there was maintenance work that needed to be done. Sometimes it would take months before they would get to it. Their excuse was always that the work that needed to be done would interfere with meetings or service. Apparently this was supposed to make living in substandard conditions acceptable to us. I wonder if they used that excuse with the non-JWs that were renting out the other two units.
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  Evolution: A Satanic Theory

  by cofty in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there is an excellent new article at jehovah's trumpet.... friends, the following article is not about masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, or homosexuality so it may not be appropriate for children.

  please use godly wisdom when deciding if your child is mature enough to consider this material.

  we are going to have a frank discussion about the theory of evolution.... .

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  keyser soze

  Awesome. The only thing funnier is the comments from people who didn't realize it was satire.
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  If you were God, how would you rule?

  by What is Truth? in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  welcome, to anyone up for a thought experiment and some fun with your inner god complex.

  i was inspired with this question while at 7/6/14 watchtower study.

  the question is.. if you were to be made god how would interact with your creations?

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  keyser soze

  Every Friday would be "Bermuda shorts and flip-flops day" in heaven.
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  Do You Give Personal Information About Yourself On This Site?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if someone asked you for information regarding your identity, would you tell them?

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  keyser soze

  I've given my name out to people in PMs. I've also posted pictures of myself on this site. I'm past the point of caring whether I'm 'outed' or not. If I don't give out information, it has more to do with security.
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  If you had the audience of the GB, what is your #1 question you would ask them?

  by Darth Fader The Sequel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there are a million of them and mine is by no means the most important question to ask them if i only had one shot at it.

  but, i have always wondered what kind of bs excuse they would give as an answer to this question: "brother goober bum, given that there are both male and female partakers here on earth who claim to be of the 'anointed' and plan on being of the 144,000 ruling with christ in heaven for eternity........ why are the female 'anointed' treated as submissive, second class citizens and why is their opinion on doctrinal matters, matters of teaching and reproving, anything at all.... why are they not recognized while here on earth even though you claim that jesus has selected them to become angels to rule with him?

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  keyser soze

  Does it hurt when you pull prophecy out of your ass?
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  Pets aren't people, says speaker at Regional Convention. Fido and Mimi better watch out! And instead of drinking wine or beer go do some gardening or play golf.

  by oppostate in

  1. social
  2. current

  a big discussion driving back from the regional convention about what exactly was meant about pets.. the warning was obvious to me.

  don't get pets, they cost time and money and you would do better to spend your time and money supporting the organization and going in field service.. as to the wine and beer, because the bro during his soliloquy admitted that the first thing he would like to do is relax after a hectic day at work with a glass of wine or beer, his conscience was traumatized.

  however he came up with a perfect idea, he'd go tend the garden (obviously a solution for a married bro) or hit some golfballs at the driving range (maybe he's not married).. maybe jesus should have told the wine guzzlers at cana to sober up and go till the fields.. .

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  keyser soze

  I see no reason why I can't drink beer and play golf at the same time.
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  I never realized that Hitler's persecution of the Witnesses was worse than that of the Jews

  by ThomasCovenant in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  'the terrible persecution of jehovahs witnesses by hitler, worse than that he inflicted on the jews, took place.

  '' wt 1966 15th oct page 635.

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  keyser soze

  Hard to believe that the WT would rewrite history for it's own self-aggrandizing purposes.
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  Changes to Watchtower publication pictures

  by rory-ks in

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  2. beliefs

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  are there any more examples like this?

  pictures changed because a person was disfellowshipped?.

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  keyser soze

  It's to fool people into thinking the publications don't still have the same crap inside.
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  shepherding call

  by DesirousOfChange in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  you don't say why you are inactive.. if you can control your tongue and not blurt out anything you have learned about ttatt, then perhaps no harm in agreeing to a visit if you feel the need to be polite and cooperative.

  no doubt, they will inquire as to why you are inactive.. don't you know it's the truth(tm)?.

  don't you know the end(tm) is close?.

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  keyser soze

  i can just agree with everything they say and just continue doing what im doing.. right..?

  For a little while, sure. There's only so long you can simply just attend meetings quietly without them strongly "encouraging" you to do more. I know this from personal experience.
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  Awake 1973 banned Witnesses playing Chess..why?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  are all articles from jehovahs thoughts or do personal biased views poison the watchtower articles?

  imagine a brother who hates chess observing in discust two bethelites playing chess...would it be right to use jehovahs "spiritual food" to push your own warped view....yes!!.

  awake 1973 3/22 p.12 chess- "...the spirit of compitition between players can lead to unplesant circumstances...most families can keep comfrontations to the chess board...but for some the tension lingers long past checkmate...chess has been a game of war since its origin...a play substitute for the art of war...there is a danger of "stirring up compitition with one another" even developing hostility towards one another, something the bible warns christians to avoid..what effect does playing chess have apoun one?

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  keyser soze

  I think it has to do with the Phallic imagery. Almost every piece is shaped like a penis.